ONE DIRECTION ON LOSING THEIR VIRGINITY AND CROTCH ISSUES

The One Direction lads had a recent interview with the Times Style mag where they were asked about losing their virginity *faints for a few seconds*. Considering the boys had already discussed nudity and Harry Styles‘ ‘crotch issues’ they suddenly got all shy about the virginity subject.

Or maybe they’re just saving the details to tell Sugarscape…

The first thing 1D did conclude, however, was that none of them are virgins.

Then when asked about what age they lost their sweet maidenhood, Zayn said, „A gentlemen would never say.

While Liam pipped in, „I can’t remember.” Oh Liam you bad boy!

Harry inexplicably leaned over and gave the interviewer a kiss rather than answering the question. We’re not sure what that means. Perhaps it’s some sort of code.

The 1D boys also discussed where they like to wear their trousers.

Liam has them the lowest slung of all the boys, apparently a full 6 inches below his Calvin Klein boxers.

He explains, „I have a skinny torso, they slip off.’ Oh Liam you can let them slip off all you want.

Louis Tomlinson is offended by the bums on display, he quipped, „Low trousers are disgusting, you can see your arse.

While Harry Styles likes to wear the lowest crotch. Apparently this is due to ‘big issues in that department‘.

BIG issues ey Harry *wink* *wink*.

Well we all know Harry doesn’t like his private parts restrained at all. Of course, he soon started talking about being naked again: „I just like to be free. Being naked makes me feel alive – we should all do it.”

Mmm ok, we’ve got nothing scheduled in around 3pm today Harry –shall we go be free together?!

What do you think of One Direction’s virginity chat? What do you think Harry Styles’ ‘big issues in the crotch department’ are?! Comments below please!

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11 răspunsuri la „ONE DIRECTION ON LOSING THEIR VIRGINITY AND CROTCH ISSUES

  1. Niall is a chaist or whatever & he doesnt beleive in premarital sex. so i think thats weird that it says they all lost their virginities. :\ oh Niall, i’ve been saving myself for you. too badd. it wont be the same way :\ wah. STILL FRICKIN LOVE YOU SEXY BOIII♥

    • I believe he’s Catholic, not sure though. I was also saving myself for him :( I was trying to find out where the interview was so I could watch it, maybe it’s a mistake? Hopefully, but still LOVE YOU, Niall!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! xoxo Mwah! –
      Mona

  2. i love harry and i think his issue is that his penis is and i think that amazing i love all your songs but i love harry the / number 1 fan harry

  3. Niall Is To A Virgin :O He Doesn’t Even Believe In Premarital Sex As She Said. Duh. No Brainer. Or No Boner xD What If They Lied And They Really Never Had Sex? That’d Be Different. Harry Views Woman In A Sexual Way. I Read The Whole Artical. Pffft.. Same Here But I’m A Guy And Gay O.O

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